The power of words
Pain You are worthless human detritus. Your mother should have been taken outside at high noon and executed for your existence
Motivation Why don't I slip into something a little more comfortable?
Propaganda Last week in the Army Reserves, I linked up 20 Apache helicopters, 40 Humvees, and 1800 troops. By Monday, class was no sweat.
Politics Well, uh, that's a very good question and I'm glad that I have the opportunity to answer it...[even though I'm not going to directly answer it]
Legalese Whereas, the party of the first part, hereafter referred to as THE COMPANY...
FUD Do you know what's in your drinking water?
Marketing It's new, it's improved. It slices, it dices. It cuts through tin cans and still is sharp enough to slice a tomato.
Inspiration Love one another as I have loved you.
Affirmation Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me
Humor A guy walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.