English Redneck l33t PigLatin Mechanical Pittsburghese Natural Pittsburghese
Hello. How are you doing today? Howdy. How is yo' doin' today? hell0.. olololol... how r u doing todday!??!?!? Ellohay. Owhay areyay youay oingday odaytay? Hello n'at. How are yinz doone today? Haa. Ha's yunz dooine?
Which way is the bus station? Which way is th' bus stashun? which wayi s teh bus station??!?!?!?!?? Ichwhay ayway isyay ethay usbay ationstay? Which way is da PAT station? Yunz knowwer I ken get a PAT bus aroun' hir?
What do you mean there's no ice? You mean I've got to drink this coffee hot? Whut in tarnation does yo' mean thar's no ice? Yo' mean I've gotta six pack this hyar a six pack hot? what d0 um ean theer"z no ice????????????????? u m3an ivbe got to dr1nk this coffee h0t!?!?!?!??!?!???!?? Atwhay oday youay eanmay ere'sthay onay iceyay? Youay eanmay I'veyay otgay otay inkdray isthay offeecay othay? wah do yinz mean dere's no ice n'at. yinz mean I've got to drink this coffee hot? All I relly wanted was an Arn. Iffa canned have 'at, et leas give me some ice for my cawfee!
We are Borg. From this day forward you will service us. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. We is Bo'g, acco'din' t' th' code o' th' heells! Fum this hyar day fo'ward yo' will service us. Resistance is futile. Yo' will be assimilated, cuss it all t' tarnation. we ae brog... from tHis day forward you wil service us... resistance s1 futile Y0U w1L BE ASIM1LATED/ COME 2 MY FTP BEC4USE YO UAR SUOCk!!!!!!!!!!111 Eway areyay Orgbay. Omfray isthay ayday orwardfay youay illway ervicesay usyay. Esistanceray isyay utilefay. Youay illway ebay assimilatedyay. wir Borg n'at. From this day ferward yizzel service us n'at. Resistance is futile n'at. yizzel be assimilated. This weddin' ain't got no cookies 'n 'at, buddy.
Your feet smell of butter popcorn Yer feet smell of butter popco'n, as enny fool kin plainly see. YOUER FEET SMEL7 OFF BUTTAR POPCRON Youray eetfay ellsmay ofyay utterbay opcornpay. yinzes foot smell of dupa-er popcorn Phewwwwwwwwwww!
All your base are belong to us! Stupid, and I knows stupid. OOOOOH L33T! upidstay Stupid Dumber 'n drivin' by the 31st street bridge in rush 'awr