|Hello. How are you doing today?
||Howdy. How is yo' doin' today?
||hell0.. olololol... how r u doing todday!??!?!?
||Ellohay. Owhay areyay youay oingday odaytay?
||Hello n'at. How are yinz doone today?
||Haa. Ha's yunz dooine?
|Which way is the bus station?
||Which way is th' bus stashun?
||which wayi s teh bus station??!?!?!?!??
||Ichwhay ayway isyay ethay usbay ationstay?
||Which way is da PAT station?
||Yunz knowwer I ken get a PAT bus aroun' hir?
|What do you mean there's no ice? You mean I've got to drink this coffee hot?
||Whut in tarnation does yo' mean thar's no ice? Yo' mean I've gotta six pack this hyar a six pack hot?
||what d0 um ean theer"z no ice????????????????? u m3an ivbe got to dr1nk this coffee h0t!?!?!?!??!?!???!??
||Atwhay oday youay eanmay ere'sthay onay iceyay? Youay eanmay I'veyay otgay otay inkdray isthay offeecay othay?
||wah do yinz mean dere's no ice n'at. yinz mean I've got to drink this coffee hot?
||All I relly wanted was an Arn. Iffa canned have 'at, et leas give me some ice for my cawfee!
|We are Borg. From this day forward you will service us. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
||We is Bo'g, acco'din' t' th' code o' th' heells! Fum this hyar day fo'ward yo' will service us. Resistance is futile. Yo' will be
assimilated, cuss it all t' tarnation.
||we ae brog... from tHis day forward you wil service us... resistance s1 futile Y0U w1L BE ASIM1LATED/ COME 2 MY FTP BEC4USE YO UAR SUOCk!!!!!!!!!!111
||Eway areyay Orgbay. Omfray isthay ayday orwardfay youay illway ervicesay usyay. Esistanceray isyay utilefay. Youay illway ebay assimilatedyay.
||wir Borg n'at. From this day ferward yizzel service us n'at. Resistance is futile n'at. yizzel be assimilated.
||This weddin' ain't got no cookies 'n 'at, buddy.
|Your feet smell of butter popcorn
||Yer feet smell of butter popco'n, as enny fool kin plainly see.
||YOUER FEET SMEL7 OFF BUTTAR POPCRON
||Youray eetfay ellsmay ofyay utterbay opcornpay.
||yinzes foot smell of dupa-er popcorn
|All your base are belong to us!
||Stupid, and I knows stupid.
||Dumber 'n drivin' by the 31st street bridge in rush 'awr