| English | Redneck | l33t | PigLatin | Mechanical Pittsburghese | Natural Pittsburghese |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hello. How are you doing today? | Howdy. How is yo' doin' today? | hell0.. olololol... how r u doing todday!??!?!? | Ellohay. Owhay areyay youay oingday odaytay? | Hello n'at. How are yinz doone today? | Haa. Ha's yunz dooine? |
| Which way is the bus station? | Which way is th' bus stashun? | which wayi s teh bus station??!?!?!?!?? | Ichwhay ayway isyay ethay usbay ationstay? | Which way is da PAT station? | Yunz knowwer I ken get a PAT bus aroun' hir? |
| What do you mean there's no ice? You mean I've got to drink this coffee hot? | Whut in tarnation does yo' mean thar's no ice? Yo' mean I've gotta six pack this hyar a six pack hot? | what d0 um ean theer"z no ice????????????????? u m3an ivbe got to dr1nk this coffee h0t!?!?!?!??!?!???!?? | Atwhay oday youay eanmay ere'sthay onay iceyay? Youay eanmay I'veyay otgay otay inkdray isthay offeecay othay? | wah do yinz mean dere's no ice n'at. yinz mean I've got to drink this coffee hot? | All I relly wanted was an Arn. Iffa canned have 'at, et leas give me some ice for my cawfee! |
| We are Borg. From this day forward you will service us. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. | We is Bo'g, acco'din' t' th' code o' th' heells! Fum this hyar day fo'ward yo' will service us. Resistance is futile. Yo' will be assimilated, cuss it all t' tarnation. | we ae brog... from tHis day forward you wil service us... resistance s1 futile Y0U w1L BE ASIM1LATED/ COME 2 MY FTP BEC4USE YO UAR SUOCk!!!!!!!!!!111 | Eway areyay Orgbay. Omfray isthay ayday orwardfay youay illway ervicesay usyay. Esistanceray isyay utilefay. Youay illway ebay assimilatedyay. | wir Borg n'at. From this day ferward yizzel service us n'at. Resistance is futile n'at. yizzel be assimilated. | This weddin' ain't got no cookies 'n 'at, buddy. |
| Your feet smell of butter popcorn | Yer feet smell of butter popco'n, as enny fool kin plainly see. | YOUER FEET SMEL7 OFF BUTTAR POPCRON | Youray eetfay ellsmay ofyay utterbay opcornpay. | yinzes foot smell of dupa-er popcorn | Phewwwwwwwwwww! |
| All your base are belong to us! | Stupid, and I knows stupid. | OOOOOH L33T! | upidstay | Stupid | Dumber 'n drivin' by the 31st street bridge in rush 'awr |